would smell just as bad.
I don't really like the smell of roses.
I don't really like the smell of the Twilight series, either. But this post is not about the reasons I don't like Twilight.
It's about how today I was clearing out my e-mail inbox in an effort to clear my head while studying for finals. I found several conversations with the label "Edward, me." Who is Edward? I wondered. And then I realized they were correspondance with my former professor Ted Pease who wrote me a few letters of recommendation a few months ago. That makes sense, I thought. No one actually goes by Edward, right? Which led me to thinking ...
Wouldn't it be awesome if Bella called her vampire boyfriend Ted??
Why aren't teenage girls chanting the name Ted or Eddie?
Personally, I think it would be a huge improvement over the original version.