Me: Thanks so much for doing that for me, Sam!
Sam (bows gracefully): It was my pleasure. (kisses my hand)
Dad: Sam, why on earth did you change back into your pajamas??
Sam (long, heavy sigh): It's a long story.
Sam: I think dad's a fat leprechaun.
(Alex chuckles and goes back to what he's doing. Sam continues to giggle.)
Sam (walking away): Fat leprechaun ... I crack myself up.