I suck at this New Year's thing. I set resolutions yesterday in church (curse my inspired Relief Society President for knowing I wasn't going to set any unless she made me!!!) and I've failed EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM and it's only Monday at 11 p.m. Every single one. I knew there was a reason I never made them in the first place! Curses. I wondered if you could do me a favor ... I have this incredibly ambitious goal of being on time for work. I know, I know ... cancer needs to be cured, world hunger should be ended and I still have no idea how to scrapbook. But would you mind calling me in the morning, say around 7:30 a.m? Just to make sure I'm up? I realize it's pathetic I have to set a New Year's resolution to be on time to work ... you would think that would be a given when as a mature, responsible adult I accepted the job. Nope. Not so. I still have to drag myself out of bed every morning and I have to remind myself that it really IS a problem when I walk in the door at 10:15 a.m. and everyone else has been there since at least 9:30 a.m. Which ironically, is the time I finally put my feet to the carpet this morning.
Maybe one day I will not only wake up, but will be able to shower, exercise, attend an Institute class or do a variety of other things before 10 a.m. But for now, I would be content with just untangling myself from the sheets.
Now taking applications for a volunteer wake-up call service ...