Notice posted on side of school bus:
"Entering a school bus with the intent of criminal activity is a crime."
Local diner marquee:
"Banquit room now available."
and finally ...
Marquee on 1900 West for Impact Guns:
"Relieve those pre-election jitters with an AR-22."
Because when faced with the possiblity of a Democratic president, nothing says solace like .22 caliber rifle.