Just wait until you're clerking for a judge and it's like 3:30 in the morning and you have to finish the opinion before you can go home. All kinds of things slip in.
It is a well known fact that flying monkeys are responsible for over 73% of all boat fires, with arsonist albatrosses overseeing another 10%. I don't know why there is even a human case for this, it seems more appropriate for zoo court. Which would probably be a hit show on Animal Planet.
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I feel like it should say phoenix instead of monkey.... wtf?
The next heading is Not!
No joke. It really says "Not!"
It's like the court was suddenly overtaken by a bunch of 14-year-olds and I love it.
Just wait until you're clerking for a judge and it's like 3:30 in the morning and you have to finish the opinion before you can go home. All kinds of things slip in.
It is a well known fact that flying monkeys are responsible for over 73% of all boat fires, with arsonist albatrosses overseeing another 10%. I don't know why there is even a human case for this, it seems more appropriate for zoo court. Which would probably be a hit show on Animal Planet.
as the tark said in class today, this was from the bill and ted era...
ah, the excellent adventure....
I love you. I miss you now that you're married and a student! Seems like we don't connect as much
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